Rhythm and Vines

Waiohika Estate, Gisborne, NZ | 28-31 December 2018

WAIOHIKA ESTATE - The home of Rhythm and Vines

DECEMBER 29 - 31

heath franklin's chopper



After taking the former countries of New Zealand and Australia, throwing out the shit bits, and creating the world’s newest superpower Anzakistan, Chopper is back and ready to law down the law.

He may not have any experience, but at least you know where he stands - right behind a moustache. Now is the time to say ’Yes we can’. Call in sick for work because you’re hung-over? ’Yes we can’. Tracksuit pants to a job interview? ’Yes we can’. Can you stop at the bottle shop on the way over? ‘Yes we can’.

And wouldn’t it be great we had a leader who could just happily admit he was ‘a dodgy bastard’, a thief and a crook? The future for our glorious nation is bright with Chopper as your leader, that’s why he’s wearing sunglasses.

After dominating the airwaves in 2015, Chopper’s back on stage and ready to take Rhythm and Vines by the mustache.